Funny Sms

New Funny Sms:

1) Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.

2) Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

3) You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.

4) Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

5) Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

6) One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother